Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
