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I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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