Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Randomize
