I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
The feeling are messing with the penis
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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