i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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