Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
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