is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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