and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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