have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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