If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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