i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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