I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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