how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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