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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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