im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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