Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
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