I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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