Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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