Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
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