hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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