let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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