Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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