I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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