Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
Randomize
