well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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