Dual....:-)
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
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