this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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