After last night, I could never be a politician.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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