But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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