About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
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