Dual....:-)
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Randomize
