don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I think a kid would responsible me up
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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