My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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