Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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