I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Randomize
