You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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