Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
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