I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
A+ Viking dick
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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