just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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