12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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