Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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