I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I'm determined to sit on that face.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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