How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Randomize
