i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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