i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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