Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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