i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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