i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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