Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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