how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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