why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
Randomize