i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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