So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
