glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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