We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I'm like, not good at living.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Randomize
