their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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